Blurbs from the Burbs by Chickysara

Claire: I dreamed last night Alan had an affair and I was getting divorced. I was twisting his ears off with my bare hands while he was plunging the toilet. It was very violent and I was sweating when I woke up. Chickysara: I wonder why you were twisting his ears off while he was plunging. Claire: I think I dreamed about the toilet because I'm taking cleansing tablets and going to the bathroom like crazy. And you might like to know that I socked Alan in the arm when we woke up. Chickysara: I once dreamt that T.H. had an affair and I was totally nonchalant about it. In my dream he was telling me he was going out with his girlfriend and he told me very casually, like he was just running out to buy a gallon of milk and not off with another woman. I was standing at the stove cooking pork chops and I was put out because I was making one for him and he made other plans. I wasn't upset about the mistress, just the extra pork chop. So I was like, "What t...

I believe that, if possible, my head would explode and then catch on fire. There’s a lot-and yet not so much-going on in there.